Napalm Ferret Green Tea Blend from 52Teas


Tea Information:

Leaf Type:  Green

Where to Buy:  52Teas

Tea Description:

I apologize if this disappoints anyone, but this week’s tea tastes like neither napalm nor ferrets. And no animals were harmed in the manufacture of the tea.

Instead, what we have here is a tea blend from the warped imagination of one of our former tea bar customers. I’m honestly not sure exactly what it means or why it was so important to him, but then, that’s kind of the way a lot of the conversations at Zoomdweebie’s went for me–a bit over my head: like, outer space over my head. But that’s okay.

After explaining to me that he really wanted me to make a Napalm Ferret tea, Joe and I sat down to determine what exactly would constitute a Napalm Ferret tea. He decided right away that it needed to be a gunpowder base, with bananas because ferrets like bananas, I guess. It also needed cinnamon chips and just a touch of cayenne pepper. And that is how Napalm Ferret tea was born.

Learn more about this blend here.

Learn more about Zoomdweebie’s fundraising campaign to reopen the Tea Bar here.

Taster’s Review:

I found this Napalm Ferret Green Tea Blend from 52Teas to be … entertaining … before I even opened the pouch.  I started laughing out loud when I read the label, which reads:

*NOT flavored like ferret or napalm.
No animals were harmed making this tea.

This is one of the reasons why I love getting tea from 52Teas – Frank is a real person and he has a great sense of humor.  He doesn’t take himself too seriously, and he makes tea … FUN!  And since I spend a great deal of time drinking tea … I want it to be fun.

And this is a fun blend.  The aroma of the dry leaf is primarily cinnamon, but I smell notes of banana, as well as the cayenne and the green tea … and these components alter the cinnamon-y notes just enough to offer what I’ll call a skewed cinnamon scent.  Skewed … but I like it!

And I really like how it tastes!  The cinnamon and cayenne work together to offer a burn in the back of the throat that starts off soft and builds gradually.   By mid-cup, the sensation in the back of my throat is a very warm burn … but it burns so good!

And the banana … I like that it’s there.  It offers a soft, sweet fruity note that offers a pleasing distinction between the heat from the cinnamon and cayenne pepper.  The green tea is light and delicately sweet, with hints of a background “smoke” that enhances the overall “napalmishness” of this cup.  (Yes, napalmishness is a word, I just made it up for the purposes of this review as I could think of no other word that worked quite as effectively as napalmishness.  Hey, I’m a tea reviewer, trust me, I know what I’m doing!)

If I could offer any constructive criticism of this tea, it would be that I think I’d like just a little bit more banana to this.  Just a little bit more.  I can taste the banana and I like the way it comes through here, but, I think … just a little bit more would be nice.  However, I found myself quite satisfied with how this tea turned out … I really like it.

At the end of my reviews of teas from 52Teas lately, I’ve been including a bit about the fundraising campaign to reopen Zoomdweebies.  But, this time, I think I’m going to include a bit written by Frank himself, found on the notes about this tea:

If you would like to support our effort to reopen Zoomdweebie’s Tea Bar, so that creative minds like Joseph’s can continue to thrive in a groovy environment like our tea bar, PLEASE visit our crowd-funding campaign page via the link above. Alternatively, if you think folks like Joseph should not be left freely wandering the streets, PLEASE support our crowd-funding effort so we can corral him with the rest of the freaks and geeks that make up Zoomdweebie’s. We promise, they’ll likely spend a lot of time at the tea bar and less time wandering the streets thinking about napalm ferrets and quoting Charlie the Unicorn.

I hope you’ll help them keep this dude off the streets of Wichita.  I’m sure that the citizens of Wichita will thank you too!

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